Off Limits Toys
You're clipping your nails above the toilet. Your clippers fall in, and you retrieve them with your unclipped hand, then continue clipping with toilet water on your hand. To you, it makes no difference if you wash your hands before or after clipping; in fact, it's better this way, because if they fell again, you'd have to reach for them anyway.
"I'm not disgusting, you're not efficient!"
